upper\ deck

upper\ deck
1. (upper deck) (597↑, 86↓)
v. The leaving of fecal matter in the tank of ones toilet, turning the water brown. Primarily done as revenge or a drunken practical joke, but sometimes in an emergency when the bowl is clogged. n. The shit that is left in tank during such an act.

I got so wasted last night I upper decked Sean, his bathroom is going to stink for weeks.

2. (upper deck) (221↑, 69↓)
When you drop a duece in the tank instead of the bowl.

I upper decked the shitter at Lincoln Station.

3. (upper deck) (215↑, 101↓)
When you take the top off a toilet and shit in it so and replace it so when the next victim flushe's instead of becoming clean it fill's up with shit..

This dude pissed my off so I gave him the ol' upper deck..

4. (upper deck) (118↑, 57↓)
Where you go to someone's house, shit in the tank part of the toilet. the shit in there starts rotting, and starts smelling up the bathroom, and people don't know where the smell is coming from because they never look in the tank part of the toilet.

I took a crap in CJ's Top Tank and left him a Upper Deck he will never forget.

5. (upper deck) (95↑, 52↓)
The act of [excreating] a log of fecal matter in upper deck tank of a toilet. Usually as a prank or in desperate need if the toilet is plugged or dirty.

I took a shit in my friends upper deck and it stunk up the bathroom.

6. (upper deck) (70↑, 39↓)
depositing your fecal matter in the tank of an adversary or foe.

That guy Jimmy threw a party last week. He tried to kick me out, so I upper decked his ass. Then I wiped some shit in his bedspread. I hate that jerk, but he straight got shitowned\!

7. (UPPER DECK) (15↑, 8↓)
takin the top off a toilet tank and shitting in it and placing the top back on the tank and walking away

i went to my friends house and used his bathroom and gave him an upper deck

8. (upper deck) (55↑, 46↓)
to make doodoo in the water tank of a toilet

That guy richie is a real dickhead, so I gave him the upper deck the other night at his keg party.

9. (upper deck) (7↑, 5↓)
upper deck- its when u take a crap in the tank of the toilet. it works best in hotels lol.. ppl do this because it stinks really badly and usually the person tht u do it to, wont find out for a while

Sally, don't you dare leave an upper deck in your grandmas toilet.

10. (Upper Deck) (5↑, 7↓)
The term coined off the method of putting a rooster in the upper lip so the user does not have to spit.

Freddy 5 Fingers: "Holy shit, your girlfriend is coming over, she'll kill you if she knows you are dipping." Douchebagel Mcjunkett: "Oh man I don't gotta worry I put it upper deck, it's COVERT."

11. (Upper Deck) (0↑, 20↓)
V. To take, move or propel a situation into something more then or beyond it's sheer physical limitations. To become more then. N. A moment unfettered of any rationality, context, or limitations. A moment without a past or future or conceivable present.

I hear he nearly burned his house down last night. Yeah that party was straight upper deck.

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12. (Upper Deck) (23↑, 88↓)
oh man\!\!\! its so funny\!\! i wanna do yours\! (please)

(to be song in a heavy metal mosh way) I’m going out tonight, to waste another site, I’m laughing in delight Dark now is the sky, I’m sure your asking why, that I make the janitors cry\! Your house is my next stop, I open up the top, and leave another plop\! Got no time to wipe, I’m rolling with the hype, Ohh man this one’s ripe. Upper Deck\! Upper Deck LOL It’s a wreck Upper Deck Upper Deck Just put the tidy bowl man in check\! One more house to do, I got some more to poo, I’m captain kangaroo But this aint make believe, no trolleys up my sleeve, your tank is filled as I leave. Yah it makes a mess, but it alleviates my stress, now gimme your boss’s address He’ll have a souvenir, as I drink up my last beer, then I disappear. Upper Deck\! Upper Deck LOL It’s a wreck Upper Deck Upper Deck Just put the tidy bowl man in check\!

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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